Animals: Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her...

By phillyfan4life - 21/02/2011 19:50 - United States

Today, I saw my dog sleeping, so I laid next to her and put her arm around my neck to be cute. Only for her to wake up and bite my nose. FML

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mintcar 9

Tuesday 22 February 2011 0:56

You put your arm around your dog to be " cute?" Strange reason.

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Tuesday 22 February 2011 1:02

"Let sleeping dogs lie." Never wondered why that's an old adage, huh?

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BrettLester3 5

Friday 11 March 2011 19:58

The exact same thing happened to me with my girlfriend.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 21:37

Leave the dog alone! She was probably really enjoyed that sleep.

Robbieisadowg 16

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:17

Never wake a sleeping dog.

DoctorBassDrop 9

Wednesday 4 December 2013 16:54

Like the cute kind of bite?

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