Miscellaneous: Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing... - FML

By ShiriSarah - 20/08/2009 14:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

Video or it didn't happen.

cLaAaNdEsTiNe 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:16

bwahaha did you meet Aslan?

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Anonymous5328 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:22

Know your limits!!!

letyoudie 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:31

Sounds like your a *****.

iZ3r0 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:35

hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brainfreeze215 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:37

Sounds like a good night to me.

A_Wolfe 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

I am so, so proud of you. TO NARNIA!

10CuppyCakes 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

This made my day xD

wingedspiritus 0

Friday 21 August 2009 6:10

ONWARD, MY FRIENDS! Narnia is awesome. Liektotallyomg.

Bullshet 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:38

@ dramakat: You've never heard of heroin before, have you?

gluesticks 0

Friday 21 August 2009 0:39

haha wow i peed my pants reading this[:

athiest_pope 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:01

so how was narnia

shaZamy 0

Friday 21 August 2009 1:23

don't drink

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Today, after I sold the bulk of my employer-granted stocks last week, assuming its the highest price the stock would reach in a while, it's now nearly 30% higher to the price I sold at. FML

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Today, apparently my bathroom breaks have perfect comedic timing. My very religious parents were praying in the living room. I quietly snuck into the bathroom that's less than ten yards from where they're at. Right as they finished praying and saying "Amen" I let off a massive fart, and my dad burst out laughing. FML

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Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML

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