Intimacy: Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their... - FML

By notenoughsex - 19/03/2009 05:46 - Canada

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Today, I saw a video in class about women aged 65+ and their sex lives. An elderly, blind woman was having sex at her senior's home. I don't know what's worse, watching an hour-long documentary on this, or the fact that these women are having way more sex than I am. FML

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thisismyname_fml 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:05

What the hell class are you taking?

McZeal 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 16:12

at least you're not having sex with blind senior citizens

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Newtons_Cradle 0

Friday 20 March 2009 1:58

note to self: do not take this class (whatever class it was) >.

funnyshit69 0

Friday 20 March 2009 5:08

hahaha hkin 261!!! I was there and had to leave halfway through...disgusting

superson_fml 0

Friday 20 March 2009 6:04

Wait what kind of class? Like....school? Sign me up man!

twitch26 0

Friday 20 March 2009 7:57

How did this make it on the sight?

NeverMind88 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 1:45

I'm just laughing at the thought of blinds having sex cuz they won't see the cum coming, and they might fall of the bed :D

gracekelly_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 7:03

yeah seriously number 1! what is up with this class?! do u go to school of the pervs

louyfi85 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 8:25

eeew @ #9 lmao

commonsense 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 10:19

the fml is that you were awake during a video in class

rmarsh 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:19

i watched that movie in my psych class like two weeks ago :p

B00_fml 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 7:09

Hey, I'm blind, and I hope I get that kind of action when I'm an old lady.

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