Work: Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized... - FML

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By Fred - 27/06/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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berauscht 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI for cheating on your wife :/

T1MT1M 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

YDI. Idiot.

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AnonymousJLi 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:21

I felt bad for you until I read that ur a cheater

tohaveandtohold 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 0:10

u deserve it for cheating on ur wife, go 2 hell bastard

cinnomonroll 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 15:15

u idiot! how could u cheat on your wife? I feel sorry for her, she has to spend the rest of her life married to u.

spiralfusion 3

Monday 6 September 2010 9:47

good job **** face

SemperFi1019 0

Wednesday 22 December 2010 9:15

What did we learn? -_- Loser.

ariestiger15 0

Friday 25 February 2011 3:04

that's wat u get for cheating u loser. I hope she devorses u!

ToxicSharpie 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 8:44

Karma's a bitch

glitterkricket17 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:01

I hate ppl like u wanting sympathy for cheating. ydi. Dn't cheat. simple ass that.. hope she leaves ur ass.

sammi_rubs 0

Friday 25 March 2011 8:17

ydi for cheating ass

pikapika94 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 0:01

fucktard!!!!!!!!

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