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By Itineranthuman - 30/04/2016 02:05 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I realized that I'm more comfortable getting shot at than I am giving presentations in class. Insurgents launching an attack on the compound? Like, whatever, man. 30 minute presentation on Russia? I am actually going to die of nerves. Clearly, my survival instincts are failing me. FML.

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rldostie 19

Sunday 1 May 2016 2:23

Totally been there. I used to rather be back in Iraq than give a public speech. But give enough of them and it'll get better. It's like any training, do it enough and it becomes second nature. You got this!

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rldostie 19

Sunday 1 May 2016 2:23

Totally been there. I used to rather be back in Iraq than give a public speech. But give enough of them and it'll get better. It's like any training, do it enough and it becomes second nature. You got this!

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