Today, I realized I have a Facebook problem. When I get overwhelmed... - FML

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By Timetoclosemyfbaccount - 31/01/2017 23:24 - United States - Portland

Today, I realized I have a Facebook problem. When I get overwhelmed in thought while working on my computer, my instinct is to open Facebook and zone out. While handwriting a to-do list? You guessed it. I started writing "Facebook" out when I paused to think about my next task. FML

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PolarBear2020 10

Thursday 2 February 2017 21:33

You know, I heard that there are software available that can restrict access to certain websites at certain times. A colleague of mine uses it so that he is forced to not use his gmail before 12 noon.

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PolarBear2020 10

Thursday 2 February 2017 21:33

You know, I heard that there are software available that can restrict access to certain websites at certain times. A colleague of mine uses it so that he is forced to not use his gmail before 12 noon.

epicgamer 18

Friday 3 February 2017 2:22

I mean its a good thing. Facebook is where memes go to die and most of the shit is cancer like "99% of people will ignore. like this post for (enter whatever here, usually Jesus)"

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Today, upon hearing of the death of Nelson Mandela, I posted a link on Facebook to the South African children's hospital in his name and donated. I was completely ignored whilst my newsfeed became clogged by my middle-class friends with "RIP Nelson Mandela" and photos of Morgan Freeman. FML

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Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed, "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

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