Animals: Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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ohboyscott 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:58

you did the right thing. even though the kids are ****** up it's better to not let the kitten suffer. RIP KITTY!

Jareth_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 9:53

Terrible!

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skittycat213 19

Tuesday 21 May 2013 10:30

While I realize you were trying to do the right thing, you're still a sick ****.

laxbabe1113 5

Tuesday 25 June 2013 5:53

That's horrible

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 28 June 2013 20:50

Buy that kid a new cat... NOW!

hotany 13

Tuesday 2 July 2013 5:38

O:-(

Bummed8233 6

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:07

By them a new cat jackass

Bummed8233 6

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:03

Wow that really makes me want to cry

SolarFlare 20

Thursday 18 July 2013 14:33

painful..

migueljm5 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 11:39

That almost made me feel like i was going to cry

Funnyguyproblems 1

Friday 26 July 2013 7:33

You are a terrible person.

wolfstalker213 14

Wednesday 21 August 2013 23:14

YOU MURDERER D: lol jk, Poor kids D:

29dear 16

Friday 23 August 2013 4:27

honestly? I would be no doubt, 100%... scarred for life. I understand why you did that, to end the suffering, but wow. That really sucks. Those poor kids.

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