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By bjmk1004 - 08/05/2016 03:02 - United States - Collinsville

Today, I made the mistake of taking all five of my kids to the grocery store with me. My normal $180/week bill came out to $388 and change. FML

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pheizer01 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 21:09

Ever hear of "no"?

swanheart 35

Monday 9 May 2016 1:33

Unless your kids damaged or ate that $388 worth of merchandise I'm going to have to say ydi. Although it's tough if kids are throwing tantrums and people are staring you still should have been strong enough to stand up to your kids and tell them to put stuff back.

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pheizer01 10

Sunday 8 May 2016 21:09

Ever hear of "no"?

NYGiants1925 22

Sunday 8 May 2016 23:25

My thoughts exactly.

swanheart 35

Monday 9 May 2016 1:33

Unless your kids damaged or ate that $388 worth of merchandise I'm going to have to say ydi. Although it's tough if kids are throwing tantrums and people are staring you still should have been strong enough to stand up to your kids and tell them to put stuff back.

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