Health: Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed...

By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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coconutdaydream 7

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:05

Did it turn you on though?

Krirn 21

Thursday 27 September 2012 12:08

Must've been cold.

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blinksmilewink 23

Saturday 20 October 2012 20:56

I ******* hate the illustrations on here.

krr10 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 16:03

I can top that, I cut my face with my laptop.

bakerella 29

Friday 21 December 2012 4:00

How does this happen? Also, a sex nose? what?

ronski 41

Sunday 13 January 2013 6:51

That's a weird nipple clamp, by the way - YDI

Kingbreezy04 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:05

Damn, how close were you?

ITALIANMAFIApm 12

Sunday 17 March 2013 2:44

**** will do that to you

MitchellB1026 8

Sunday 31 March 2013 5:55

You must have really saggy boobs...

OreoHasFml 5

Thursday 11 April 2013 19:18

i know your dick isnt that big

simonszu 5

Friday 2 August 2013 16:11

Actually, the geekiest way possible to get injured is being burned by a soldering iron. So you're a lame geek. YDI

guineagirl96 38

Wednesday 7 August 2013 5:41

Omg I thought I was the only one! I do that all the time... Hurts like a motherf***er. :/ #bigboobproblems

seabassofthesea 3

Thursday 8 August 2013 17:38

That's hott

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