Health: Today, I hid in the bathroom of a Starbucks as a tornado completely... - FML

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By HateStorms - 26/08/2016 22:48

Today, I hid in the bathroom of a Starbucks as a tornado completely flattened the building around me. Scariest moment of my life. FML

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subtweetqueen 14

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:40

How is this only a "nearly FML"??

LadyPhantomhive 12

Saturday 27 August 2016 20:00

Why cant he/she?

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RetireEngland 24

Saturday 27 August 2016 19:52

And you decided to post it here .. Interesting

LadyPhantomhive 12

Saturday 27 August 2016 20:00

Why cant he/she?

subtweetqueen 14

Saturday 27 August 2016 21:40

How is this only a "nearly FML"??

darkwingdaffy 5

Monday 29 August 2016 5:20

I think so many people have to agree that this sucks before it shows up as a full blown FML.

sgcaudell 27

Sunday 28 August 2016 5:59

So I'm guessing Indianapolis/Kokomo area in Indiana? I'm in southern Indiana and want you to know we're thinking and praying for you guys all the time.

paularickele 3

Wednesday 31 August 2016 5:40

So sorry that you guys had it rough with the tornados. I saw it on the news and couldn't believe how many went through in one night. Thoughts and prayers for you all.

lonelyny1945 8

Sunday 16 October 2016 0:25

While I would agree F, that was terrifying, I would have to say the situation is the exact opposite if an FML. To survive a tornado ripping down a building around you and walking away unharmed....I would call your life anythjng but F'd.

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