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By Soon to be Hobo - 04/05/2016 16:44 - Finland - Espoo

Today, I had to listen to my three good and only friends on skype enthusiastically talking about going to movies together while they were playing a video game I will never own. I was never even invited FML.

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Thursday 5 May 2016 12:01

You know, **** friends who do that. Do something awesome on your own and brag about it on social media!

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HereToRuinFun 16

Thursday 5 May 2016 12:01

You know, **** friends who do that. Do something awesome on your own and brag about it on social media!

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Today, I realized my wedding ring had fallen off while doing yard work the previous day. Luckily, I only worked in a few areas, so I had high hopes of finding it. That is until a storm came through, blew half a foot of leaves all over the property, and then froze them with sleet. FML

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Today, while I was walking to the kitchen, I heard someone on the TV moaning. As I made my way down the stairs, I saw my grandfather quickly change the channel and lean forward. I'm 90% sure I caught my grandpa watching porn. FML

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Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML

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