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By bum-deal - 13/06/2016 22:24 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I had to insert and apply pile cream to my boyfriend's bumhole. He had a boner afterwards. FML
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InfiniteSunshine 32

I know it's probably a little awkward, but honestly not that weird if you think about it in biological/sexual terms. Stimulation there can cause men to get aroused, especially since the prostate is near there, it was probably involuntary.

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ImagineCrazy 27

How's that an FML? There's a g-spot in his butt Also why wasn't he applying it by himself???

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InfiniteSunshine 32

I know it's probably a little awkward, but honestly not that weird if you think about it in biological/sexual terms. Stimulation there can cause men to get aroused, especially since the prostate is near there, it was probably involuntary.

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ImagineCrazy 27

How's that an FML? There's a g-spot in his butt Also why wasn't he applying it by himself???

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