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By nørway - 02/01/2017 10:21 - Norway - Kolbotn

Today, I had my two best mates over for drinking. Apparently, they had invited my ex-girlfriend over as well, whom I'm still madly in love with. I fell asleep in my old room, they ended up having a threesome. On my bed. FML

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Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:18

are they really your best mates then....

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Tuesday 3 January 2017 7:18

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