Intimacy: Today, I had a wet dream about a classmate. Now whenever I see...

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By JakeHopper3 - 22/05/2016 12:37 - United States - Munising

Today, I had a wet dream about a classmate. Now whenever I see her I get a raging erection. I have multiple classes with her and our lockers are close together. FML.

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:05

Could be the start of a romance.. If you ever get the balls to make a move and ask her out.

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 23 May 2016 5:36

still a better love story than.... ah **** it that joke is overused

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:05

Could be the start of a romance.. If you ever get the balls to make a move and ask her out.

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 22 May 2016 21:33

just think about dead kittens, old nuns, really old nuns and Renee Zellweger and you'll be fine.

heatblayze 2

Sunday 22 May 2016 22:33

Yep, welcome to the wonderful world of puberty :/

Unlucky1232 20

Monday 23 May 2016 5:36

still a better love story than.... ah **** it that joke is overused

mickybagabeers 9

Monday 23 May 2016 6:15

tell her about the dream, it'll be fine, I promise.

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