Today, I got my exam results back! I take seven classes, five... - FML

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By Burchelle - 26/01/2018 20:19

Today, I got my exam results back! I take seven classes, five of which my results were a 90 and above. And the other two? 82 for AP Biology and 83 for AP French. Excited about my results, I told my grandparents... In which they proceeded to scold me about getting such "low scores." BIG FML.. FML

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lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:14

Same I could get 100% and my grandfather would say why not 101% at first it seemed like teasing but it never has ended.

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lukesick1 12

Monday 29 January 2018 14:14

Same I could get 100% and my grandfather would say why not 101% at first it seemed like teasing but it never has ended.

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