Miscellaneous: Today, I got mugged by someone wearing a bear suit. FML

35 someone robbed a bank in a tree suit? What has the world come to...? "And only your wallet can prevent me from shooting you in the face." Lmfao gotta love Smokey.

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Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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Today, my parents threw out the beautiful birthday cake my aunt made me, and served celery sticks at my party because I need to "watch my weight." FML

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Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML

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Today, my boyfriend blamed me for his affair, because apparently I "should have made it clear to him" not to have sex with other people. FML

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Today, my second car overheated after having it for like 6 months. Right after getting a new job. It’s currently stuck on the side of the highway, and I have no money to get it towed or fixed. Every time I think things are gonna be okay, they aren’t. FML

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