Miscellaneous: Today, I got into an argument with a friend, in his kitchen.... - FML

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By kittywings - 01/08/2016 23:20

Today, I got into an argument with a friend, in his kitchen. He has two identical doors leading out of his kitchen: one for his pantry, and one that goes out into the hallway. Guess which one I accidentally stormed off into to blow off some steam. FML

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 2 August 2016 22:40

How inappropriate would it be to lock the door and start eating one's way through all food within?

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GhostFox 33

Tuesday 2 August 2016 22:40

How inappropriate would it be to lock the door and start eating one's way through all food within?

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