Today, I got fired from my job as a preschool teacher and now... - FML

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By punished good deed - 15/06/2018 01:23

Today, I got fired from my job as a preschool teacher and now is at the brink possible prison time. What did I do? I consoled one of my students when she had a breakdown. After she calmed down and was happy again, she thanked me by giving me a long noisy kiss on the lips. Someone saw it. FML

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Sunday 17 June 2018 10:14

That is a very difficult situation. Hopefully the truth will prevail and the law will so its job. One question as this bit does not make sense to me: you said it was 'long', couldn't you not have pulled her off you?

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interesting33 36

Sunday 17 June 2018 10:14

That is a very difficult situation. Hopefully the truth will prevail and the law will so its job. One question as this bit does not make sense to me: you said it was 'long', couldn't you not have pulled her off you?

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