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By oopsie - 24/05/2009 14:50 - Canada

Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML

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leggomyeggo 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:14

why would you imitate him? that's pretty rude.. ydi.

Lauriebug 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:15

Definitely deserved that. It is never okay to be rude that way.

Comments

OHSHITILOVEHIM 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:34

WOW YOUR A BITCH. thats so mean why the f*** would you do that,

Biitch_Cake 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:38

what are you, 10?

clutzclutz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 20:44

wow you totally deserved it. Thats a horrible thing to do!

bbfan93 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:35

YDI for being such a bitch. WTF were you thinking in the first place?

Omsok 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:41

moron

Jessmess12 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:10

#247, you are also a terrible person, and we should pick on you too. Just because someone has a speech impediment doesn't mean they are "retarded".

rodog1324 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:25

your just a terrible person i hope you never get a job since your such a dickwad

orkyd 0

Monday 25 May 2009 22:31

Why do people keep putting shit like this on here? It's your damn fault, no one is going to pity you, and you're going to get called a terrible person upwards of 300 times.