Intimacy: Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because...

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By helloitsme - 13/02/2016 10:48 - Australia - Liverpool

Today, I found out the only reason I passed maths was because my mum hooked up with my teacher. FML

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nomasuras 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:18

Your mum pulled a Forrest Gump special :)

imbedderdenu 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 12:48

Better than failing math bc your Mom and teacher hooked up. :)

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scottishoatmeal 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 13:12

At least you passed?

Halfass 8

Sunday 14 February 2016 13:43

Maybe you really passed the subject. Your mom hooking up with your teacher did not add nor subtract anything to the formula. Don't be so negative about it.

tomvertigo 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:17

I am positive the sex came into the equation.

Zebediabolical 41

Sunday 14 February 2016 19:51

Statistically, #16 is probably right.

tomvertigo 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:16

Yay mom!

vikky538 28

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:17

So you n your math teacher both got A

lumene 17

Sunday 14 February 2016 20:57

Well the teacher probably got an "O"...

SamMu 16

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:27

Are you Forest Gump?

moodyreallyrocks 27

Sunday 14 February 2016 14:59

Look at the bright side! You passed..

allforfun 23

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:00

Doesn't matter, passed math

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:07

Your momma sure does care about your schoolin' son.

Leauge 13

Sunday 14 February 2016 15:53

Op at least you passed your class.

am1717 22

Sunday 14 February 2016 16:05

She helped a brother out ;)

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