Animals: Today, I found out the hard way that a 22-pound husky can leap...

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By No Nuts Left - 19/03/2016 07:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out the hard way that a 22-pound husky can leap over 5 feet and make a perfect landing right on my testicles. FML

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AyeTee77 18

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

My balls felt the pain just from reading this.

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Oh gosh, I hate it when that happens...

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ForeverAnArcher 20

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:44

OMG xD that sucks OP!

Scarylizard1798 23

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:45

Every man who reads this will cringe slightly

SunshineBoy_fml 16

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:45

Goodbye nuts! LoL

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

My balls felt the pain just from reading this.

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

Oh gosh, I hate it when that happens...

Welshite 39

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:46

He decided you needed to be neutered too. Fair is fair.

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:47

Well that's one way to fetch the balls.

websphere69 27

Sunday 20 March 2016 0:47

he just wanted to play catch with some balls....

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