Love: Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. Mortified, I asked my boyfriend... - FML

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By kms - 08/06/2016 23:08 - United States - Rochester

Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. Mortified, I asked my boyfriend to cuddle and comfort me. He insisted that I be the big spoon, because he's "going through a lot" and told me I was mean and to go home when I told him that I want to be little and comforted. This is the father of my child. FML

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MrDrDaBoss 6

Thursday 9 June 2016 14:08

Should've played it safe before making a child with him

Selene6996 12

Thursday 9 June 2016 20:03

Sorry but he is a immature child himself good luck with that and any help with your guys child....

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MrDrDaBoss 6

Thursday 9 June 2016 14:08

Should've played it safe before making a child with him

Selene6996 12

Thursday 9 June 2016 20:03

Sorry but he is a immature child himself good luck with that and any help with your guys child....

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