Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

atleast u have a bf with a sense of humor, u should have one too. Atleast he's not doin anything harmful to u while u sleep...its harmless fun and hilarious! lol

LewJH 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:47

That's so cute :D

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:48

your boyfriend is my idol. hahahahahahaha

kirlia_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:49

your boyfriend is awesome :D

Spongii101 12

Saturday 5 June 2010 20:12

I want her boyfriend :D

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