Miscellaneous: Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my...

By hipprep83 - 20/03/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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Ender_ 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:45

That's actually kind of funny. Now you should get her back.

gradschoolwoes 0

Friday 20 March 2009 22:50

Hahaha, I'm sorry but that sounds really cute!!

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CharLotte_23 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:26

#12 - thats so cute!

OhSoFoxy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 10:52

Awww. Pranks can be funny sometimes, but this is just wrong. I'm deaf in one ear, and I would be so offended if something like this happened to me.

trixr4kids 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 19:39

HAHAHA

MaggieErrfquake1 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:24

ahah aww. i know how you feel, im deaf too.

fyasko124 0

Monday 23 March 2009 3:26

that sucks =[ you need to get her back

ashcakesssxox 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:05

awww your sister isnt tht nice. gettt her back pronto!

redhead10 0

Monday 23 March 2009 7:47

hahahha niceeee. get her backkk!

_degaussed 0

Monday 23 March 2009 22:08

wow. your sister is a complete female dog.

Ibeapirate 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 3:30

I'm not gonna lie, that's kind of brilliant. simple, but brilliant. You'll get her back :P

bizzybuzzy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:13

aaaaaaaaaaaahahahha

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