Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl... - FML

By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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ohmygolly 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:12

You know I'm in love with this chick Because it seems we really click There's no room for doubt I think I'll ask her out Wait... did you say she has a dick?

GameRater01 0

Monday 9 March 2009 9:04

oooh, tough break. The last four girls I've asked out told me they only like girls. Keep swinging.

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Heavyrocklegend 3

Tuesday 28 September 2010 17:06

a horse?

1twilight 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 3:21

thats ****** up

daveydaveboy 0

Friday 4 February 2011 15:58

was it justin bieber?

zomglol 3

Saturday 12 February 2011 5:24

Ask "her" out anyway!

What_Willis_is_t 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:41

You found out when he said yes, you hugged and felt something poking into your thigh?

Whitneytime 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:19

so...

silverstar210 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:02

don't worry doesn't mean u gay....if ur not trololol

PoppyRocks 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 7:10

I guess the flat chestedness wasnt a tip off? Im wondering how it played out.. "Stephanie, would you go to the movies with me?" "Dude. My name us John. and only if we see Fast Five."

lexi_hello 0

Monday 16 May 2011 22:51

HAHAHA

Twohig 0

Monday 30 May 2011 4:28

IT'S A TRAP!

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