Intimacy: Today, I finally got to try on my cap and gown. The one I tried... - FML

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By theamazingd - 09/05/2016 04:26 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I finally got to try on my cap and gown. The one I tried on at the grad fair was way too big, so they gave me what I thought was one size down. I have just discovered that the gown I ended up with is so small I can hardly zip it. I graduate in 5 days. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 10 May 2016 22:36

Graduation gowns are supposed to be big on you.

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:51

YDI for not trying on the second one.

ChristinePi 36

Tuesday 10 May 2016 22:36

Graduation gowns are supposed to be big on you.

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