Animals: Today I figured out how much my partners dog is going to cost... - FML

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By Coco - 20/05/2016 22:58 - Australia - Brisbane

Today I figured out how much my partners dog is going to cost me. main operation over $1000, subsequent vet visits form her ripping stitches on several occasions $500+, plus the cost of a new sofa, carpet, bed linen re-painting the walls. I'm looking at a total of $3500+. FML

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 May 2016 15:51

Why is it going to cost you if it's your partner's dog? Why don't they pay for the bill?

HotMamaBBM 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:57

And I would hand her/him the the bill

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Mynxie 26

Saturday 21 May 2016 15:51

Why is it going to cost you if it's your partner's dog? Why don't they pay for the bill?

HotMamaBBM 11

Saturday 21 May 2016 20:57

And I would hand her/him the the bill

iSsjGohan 18

Saturday 21 May 2016 23:00

train it BUT you never get rid of a dog EVER (not that I'm saying you would) look at Marley and me for example (the book)

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