Health: Today, I discovered that my laptop gets hot enough to cook meat.... - FML

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By Typ30ne - 06/05/2016 03:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I discovered that my laptop gets hot enough to cook meat. That would be fine and all if it wasn't my thighs it burnt the skin off of. FML

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holyshitbatman 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 0:31

how in the actual hell did you not feel your lap getting that hot? YDI. for being a dumbass

shittysister 13

Friday 6 May 2016 22:19

Turn the fans up and run a cooling program that keeps the fans running

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shittysister 13

Friday 6 May 2016 22:19

Turn the fans up and run a cooling program that keeps the fans running

holyshitbatman 20

Saturday 7 May 2016 0:31

how in the actual hell did you not feel your lap getting that hot? YDI. for being a dumbass

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