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By Thedrunkgirlfriend - 07/05/2016 17:19 - United States - Elgin

Today, I decided to try something a little different I never do and send my fiancé a provocative picture. Well... I was drunk and his friend had texted me last to discuss my fiancé's birthday arrangements. Well before I knew it my sexy picture was sent to his friend, FML

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I_Need_To_Vent 8

Sunday 8 May 2016 5:03

I hope everything works out okay despite the embarrassment endured.

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I_Need_To_Vent 8

Sunday 8 May 2016 5:03

I hope everything works out okay despite the embarrassment endured.

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