Health: Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to...

By david - 28/04/2009 14:08 - United States

Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:11

let's see which one kills you first

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 23:11

Wow, that's like the healthiest activity I've ever heard of

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hilhal 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:33

they don't feel the same at all. bit after smoking for a long tome you begin to lose feeling in your fingers sooo... anyway why would you want to smoke. no one needs to. it's practically suicide