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By claubea11 - 01/01/2014 05:17 - Puerto Rico - Ponce

Today, I decided to light a lantern and watch it fly with my girlfriend after midnight. The neighbor's tree caught fire. FML

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xSonic 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 11:57

And at last I see the light....

maxhhh 18

Wednesday 1 January 2014 11:58

Good start to a good year!!

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loooloool 13

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:44

That's the funniest thing ive seen today

randome101 12

Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:24

Why is there 3x more f our life? That's something you hit you deserve it on

kingbrizo 24

Thursday 2 January 2014 0:40

way to ring in the new year OP- although i think the firestation's bell did more ringing....

Muttley9 13

Thursday 2 January 2014 4:21

What goes up MUST come down... one way or another, preferably not gloriously aflame :)

outoftown 26

Thursday 2 January 2014 5:30

Hey, what's wrong with starting the new year with a little arson? As long as you like wearing stripes. YDI

hhelms2009 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:30

This is when blaming it on the other neighbors come in handy. :D

mattdaviess 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:22

must have been a hot date : D

Yessi_Boo 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:43

I tried that and got fined -_- apparently illegal in some states.

Faeryl_fml 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 20:48

teens_forever 9

Friday 3 January 2014 1:18

RUN!!!

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