Love: Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me... - FML

By brokenbabe - 22/06/2011 02:38 - United States

Today, I decided I was done waiting for my boyfriend to ask me to marry him, so we were cuddling in his bed and I asked him. He asked for a rain check. FML

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brokenbabe 5

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:29

I am the OP. my boyfriend and i havent had sex. Thats the first thing. We've been together 3 years. He has promised we are getting married since fall 2010. He said like this summer. I did not leave him. I am just mad at him

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LolaD18 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:47

Next time he asks for sex ask for a raincheck, simple as that.

Livinia 11

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:48

Not as bad as the FML a while ago about the guy who proposed at Chuck-E-Cheese.

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NinePlusTen 4

Monday 25 July 2016 18:29

People logic is so ****** up, the problem isnt that op proposed to her boyfriend but that she obviously picked just another douche (as per usual)

lucasjames22 8

Tuesday 4 July 2017 6:51

sweetie if he wanted to marry you he'd ask.

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