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By Anon - 14/11/2011 08:45 - United States

Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 14 November 2011 16:03

Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.

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Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.

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Oabbey 2

Monday 21 November 2011 1:02

fyl for not getting it on tape

sarahlake96 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:18

Hoooo shit badab1ing that comment gad me ******* rolling

subwoofa 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:06

Awkss..

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 26 May 2012 23:15

Aww... Why didn't you comfort him? It's obvious that he was very upset.

fyredancer911 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 5:24

How is this an fml? the girl left him, he broke down and you instantly thought "f my life"? Really?

karen1991 15

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:47

Hugs!

chungyiubear 10

Sunday 10 February 2013 20:23

It is a bad song...

Laura3415 16

Tuesday 24 December 2013 12:04

Well COMFORT HIM

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