Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly... - FML

By anonymous - 14/01/2012 11:42 - Australia

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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bellakaykid 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:05

At least they weren't in the front yard.

TransitionCovert 6

Saturday 14 January 2012 16:04

Did he win the Get out of Jail Free card?

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linnie_wesker 20

Sunday 15 January 2012 6:05

He sounds awesome.

TOXICxANARCHIST 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:14

Like a boss

MSvictoria 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:34

At least there were no other girls playing wit them

bocshi83 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:12

let's hope they can at least use the excuse they were drunk!

applebee_16 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 9:41

Sounds more like a MLIA post...

googlewtf 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 10:37

At least they were OUTBACK when playing

rawml 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 11:07

one word: Shrooms

insanelyXnikki 18

Sunday 15 January 2012 11:44

Well, can't say that's something you see everyday.

RussianBabe 1

Sunday 15 January 2012 12:18

awesome !

jsullivan6x 0

Monday 16 January 2012 3:20

Aint a party till your naked with your buddies lol

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