Work: Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy...

By Wititipwitpwit - 21/01/2009 10:03 - France

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

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By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

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Sunday 1 March 2009 12:40

Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!

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Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!

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mrs_bruno_mars 14

Wednesday 28 September 2011 17:02

Simple. Lose weight.

K1A 3

Friday 30 September 2011 7:53

even if the glass didn't break it was probably caught on tape :P

chickinova 13

Friday 4 November 2011 7:34

omg asshole xD

chlle_2012 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 0:25

YDI for being so immature

ollie415 10

Wednesday 22 February 2012 10:17

Give her a copy of it and it'll all be fine

shitthebed1234 0

Thursday 1 March 2012 21:35

3 things you must do in this situation:: DENY! DENY, DENY MUDDAFUKKAH

newburton13 26

Sunday 18 March 2012 0:26

I saw that security vid on youtube! You're a dumbass, man. Better start looking for a new job.

Miooow 16

Monday 14 May 2012 4:32

Whathehell you do that for?

DontSaveMe 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 18:39

Wow....YDI. But that's hilarious!

Vladash 14

Wednesday 9 October 2013 6:01

Why would you photocopy your ass...???

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