Health: Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it....

By anonymiss - 13/04/2009 16:12 - Canada

Today, half asleep, I dropped my pill before I could take it. I quickly picked it up and washed it down. Five hours later, I just found my pill on the ground. What did I swallow? FML

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shawnarawwwrr 0

Monday 13 April 2009 23:14

did you not even look at what you were swallowing?! thats what she said

manders_ 0

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oh god that sucks..

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cherrycream 0

Friday 10 July 2009 11:02

hopefully not anything nasty >

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 1:07

I hope it was rat turd.

dordo101 3

Friday 28 August 2009 10:38

thats gross but hey at least it was clean..... lol!!!!!

bosshaug 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:20

I bet it was roofies

Kiranez 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 4:36

Dried up gum

ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:58

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Friday 30 April 2010 2:08

My money's on the "Blue Pill"

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I think it may be time to invest in some glasses or contacts... haha

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the pill you dropped a couple days ago that you couldn't find so you took a different one?

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