Today, at work I tried to remove the cap of the superglue with...

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By Badday - 12/12/2017 17:53

Today, at work I tried to remove the cap of the superglue with my mouth. There was no cap, and I ended up with a mouthful of superglue. The best part of my day was when my boss lent me his toothbrush so I could "clean out my mouth". FML

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Madrias 36

Wednesday 13 December 2017 22:54

Well, that's a sticky situation that you'll easily keep quiet about.

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Madrias 36

Wednesday 13 December 2017 22:54

Well, that's a sticky situation that you'll easily keep quiet about.

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