Miscellaneous: Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor....

By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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CryoShock 14

Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:49

Well he's not very committed to his job now, is he?

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Tuesday 1 July 2014 13:58

Clothes don't make the man. Attitude doesn't make the man. Sunglasses make the man. With good sunglasses, you're damned right he was fashionably late

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