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By bigmama - 19/07/2016 09:45 - United States - Blacklick

Today, at 34 weeks pregnant I peed myself while brushing my teeth, not more than a minute earlier I had just used the toilet. FML

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PineapplePizza 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:14

You're pregnant. Accidents happen! I'm happy you were home so you could clean up without further embarrassment.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 18:50

are you sure it was pee and not your water breaking? and yeah, accidents happen when you're pregnant! especially when little one decides to use your bladder as a trampoline, you get no warning.

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PineapplePizza 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 7:14

You're pregnant. Accidents happen! I'm happy you were home so you could clean up without further embarrassment.

MrsHumanFrog 19

Thursday 21 July 2016 18:50

are you sure it was pee and not your water breaking? and yeah, accidents happen when you're pregnant! especially when little one decides to use your bladder as a trampoline, you get no warning.

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