Kids: Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school,...

By limping - 24/01/2014 23:10 - Canada

Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 23:47 - United States

Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML

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By Yasha cohen - 30/11/2020 11:01

Today, right after preparing a gourmet plate of dry-aged steak with freshly cooked mashed potatoes, I stepped on my son's Lego and dropped my plate. I stood there for 5 minutes, crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Slippery slope

By bailey1389 - 26/08/2020 02:02 - United States

Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML

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Ouch

By Annalise - 16/12/2022 19:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML

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By Anya - 17/12/2016 16:09 - Japan - Fukuoka

Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By horp - 29/09/2015 22:00 - United States - Torrington

Today, I was having lunch and I started throwing crumbs at my friend at the other table. Then I accidentally hit the kid next to him. He got really mad and came over and hit me in the shoulder with a brick. A brick. He just had a brick in his bag. FML

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By SadDad - 22/09/2012 18:11 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I came home to find my eight-year-old son had basically set fire to the kitchen, after trying to practice some kind of stupid shit he'd seen on TV called "fire bending." FML

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Dumbass

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to take my son to hospital because he had two Lego pieces up his nose. He’s 19 and shoved them up there because he was drunk. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:23

That kid is brutal! Definitely deserves an old fashioned spanking for that

tdap88 7

Saturday 25 January 2014 5:24

I think you may need to read that again

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Simbaby 23

Saturday 25 January 2014 18:35

Your child means buissnesss. Someone needs an old spanking .

jaybone87 8

Saturday 25 January 2014 18:50

you kid is a dick

EAVL381forever 10

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:24

I think you need to give him a harsher punishment... Kid needs to realize how serious bullying is

sickerthanyou 13

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:28

You need to make him swallow Legos and have him poop them out , that'll teach him.

cchuckcloninger 5

Saturday 25 January 2014 19:38

Ground him again. Repeat as necessary to stop the power struggle.

taylorloveshk 5

Saturday 25 January 2014 20:03

YDI for being the main influence in his life. . . Js

Lazychild 4

Saturday 25 January 2014 20:08

If he's grounded why does he still have his Legos?

DanielleinDC 33

Saturday 25 January 2014 20:51

Take the Legos away. Hide them somewhere he won't look. Take ALL his toys away and hide them. He can have books--it would probably do him some good to read--but no toys, no computer, no games. And he is grounded for even longer for what he did. And make it clear to him that 1) bullying is not acceptable and 2) getting back at your parents is not acceptable either. You may also want to look for books on what to do if your kid is a bully so you can stop this shit right now.