By vet1 - 11/07/2013 15:18 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML
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aaron123111 11

Wtf did I just read? You had to toss off a dog?

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MissMae93 23

I'm trying to figure out when you would actually need to know how to do this...

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cottoncandymango 17

I have never heard of this "class" before... EVER.

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sappy0 5

Vet school or not, it just sounds wrong & inhumane. I seriously doubt I could do it.

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_Just_My_Luck 15

At least you weren't charged for ***********

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KiddNYC1O 20

If it's recorded, I'd consider profit...

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JimberlyHope 9

At least you got gloves... Right? Still sucks, FYL.

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elsuperloco68 12

Did you stick a finger in his butt also? Haha

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kidsgotastinky 11

You really have to do that to be a vet? Or do you have a problem?

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mymiles 13

Do the bitches love you? Oh wait...

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