Miscellaneous: Today, after being woken up three times a morning for two weeks... - FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 07:05 - United States - Redwood City

Today, after being woken up three times a morning for two weeks by my roommate's panic inducing deaf alarm, mine went off a little loud. So I got treated to my roommate storming up to me, yelling, and messing with my alarm. Fml

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countryb_cth 38

Friday 15 July 2016 11:29

Wow your roommate sounds like an inconsiderate asshole. I bet anything as a kid they were a brat. Judging by the fact they let their alarm go off and didn't care about your sleep but the second you do the same thing they flip out.

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countryb_cth 38

Friday 15 July 2016 11:29

Wow your roommate sounds like an inconsiderate asshole. I bet anything as a kid they were a brat. Judging by the fact they let their alarm go off and didn't care about your sleep but the second you do the same thing they flip out.

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