Love, Awkward and Dating: They say romance is dead… - FML

They say romance is dead…

By Anonymous - 11/12/2024 18:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I finally went on a date with a guy who’s been begging to take me out for weeks. I’m terrified of dating but, after consulting with my friends, I decided to give it a shot as he seemed nice. He told me during the date that he has a girlfriend, but he just fantasizes about hooking up with me. FML

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Thursday 12 December 2024 6:41

At least he is honest

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Thursday 12 December 2024 4:14

Tell the girlfriend.

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Tell the girlfriend.

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Thursday 12 December 2024 6:36

Did he have dog hair? Did he say "Think about it. Two girlfriends. That's better. You know what I'm saying Meredith?"

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At least he is honest

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