Singing and Miscellaneous: The Voice

The Voice

By NotChadKrouger - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was auditioning for a talent show. I asked my girlfriend if I could sing to her before I went. She said sure. Thirty seconds in, she got up and mumbled, "You're only going to embarrass yourself." FML

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ProhibitionRose 14

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:47

at least she was being honest.

RyanMacVey 17

Wednesday 11 May 2011 18:47

mate it aint her fault that you cant sing

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lulututu 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:42

at least she saved you from embarrassment. :)

earljonez 22

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:42

Their all gonna laugh at you!!!

sheethapins 13

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:53

Get the pigs blood ready

lulututu 4

Thursday 12 May 2011 0:44

nicee:)

Skatejock21 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:12

Rude. Just tell her that her being your girlfriend embarrasses you.

Duchessofws 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 1:48

Dude, if Chad Kroeger is your musical icon, then you have wayyyy bigger problems.

Prettythick55 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 2:59

Lmfao!!

DelPiero10 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 4:24

hahaha!

tom_es 3

Thursday 12 May 2011 5:40

She is honest, respect her

Boomer21 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:02

Rough but at least you looked ridiculous in front of her and no one else.

thisdue1775 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 7:27

I remember when I sang just the way you are to a girl.. she blushed :)

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