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    The FML Showdown!

    By Louis - 26/04/2017 21:30

    Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens.
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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    E. H. 14
    Wednesday 26 April 2017 22:50

    All of these are beautiful!

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    eastpfcn 14
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:13

    Trent

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    Vkfan 28
    Thursday 27 April 2017 1:39

    I want stevie to the next Olympic games

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    whatshername?! 39
    Thursday 27 April 2017 13:08

    Stevie and the last guy

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    ct5555 15
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:47

    trent

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    Talented73 54
    Thursday 27 April 2017 14:48

    #Trent

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    jkjorn 16
    Thursday 27 April 2017 15:28

    Stevie takes it, on style points alone!

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    champlian 10
    Friday 5 May 2017 3:58

    #stevie

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    Today, it was picture day and I had gotten my hair really nice and my outfit was perfect. Then, disaster: I was fidgeting with those squishy things filled with water and glitter, and it suddenly exploded. One second I'm playing with it, the next it's exploded all over my face. It's safe to say I truly shined in that picture. FML
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    Today, I was in a heated argument with my partner. In the middle of it, Alexa stated, “I’m not sure about that.” We both paused. Then she added, “But it doesn’t sound healthy.” We were both so startled that we stopped arguing and just stared at the speaker like it was judging us. FML
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    Today, as part of my dad's campaign to force me to move out, he has decided that he is now a nudist. As soon as he gets home every day, he strips and sets his meat and potatoes free to swing in the breeze. I want to move out, desperately, but I can’t afford to. FML
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    Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
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    Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML
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    Today, I came home from a three day vacation to find my psycho ex-girlfriend in my house. Even though I broke up with her six months ago, she hasn't broken up with me. It's alright though, she says she's going to forgive me and she already moved her stuff in when I was out of town. FML
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