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Bellagirl - 19/07/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I found out what's worse than having the "sex talk" with your parents: having the "sex talk" with your boyfriend, when he's 23, right before you were supposed to have sex. FML

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Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Thin walls

xtilltheendx - 05/10/2020 20:08 - United States

Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML

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The birds and the bees

Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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So good

shelby124 - 15/08/2012 16:31 - United States - York

Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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You have the same voice!

EternalBlossom - 14/07/2015 05:03 - United States

Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML

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Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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Don't wanna know

Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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Anonymous - 20/01/2013 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me all about how his parents sat him down last night and had a 20 minute talk with him about how I'm the biggest mistake he'll ever make. FML

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wilbur1979 0

Monday 19 July 2010 16:04

what's there to talk about? you just get it out and whack it in

Bl4ck_1c3 2

Monday 19 July 2010 16:08

I haven't got it yet... my parents must think I'm ugly...

tyfani916 0

Friday 23 July 2010 16:43

You should really consider a new boyfriend, i mean, did he not learn anything in Health class or sex-ed? Something like that? lol

lynnia_ithappens 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 7:26

I asked for the sex talk when i was 11... My mom told me to Google it... And now I'm waiting for a pizza guy to show up at my house while I'm wearing a maid outfit coincidentally. ): Dumb ****.

baseballfreak97 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 17:24

my parents think I don't know anything but I know a lot more than I should for my age

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Friday 10 September 2010 21:46

Your profile says you're 30 hahah

Quyzl 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 16:52

Indeed, this is a golden opportunity disguised as religious/education fault.

blahblahduncare 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 21:00

"What's there to learn? You get a boner, put it in her ******, and pee in her." "Pee in her?" "Yeah. unless you don't want to get her pregnant. Then you pee on her leg."