Moving home, Gross and Insects: Queen

Queen

By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 15:34 - United States

Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML

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Saltime 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:15

She lays her eggs there because she can wirelessly transfer them to any part of the nest.

Vanbilsen 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 19:13

Clean up your mess son

Comments

ABLACKTHUG 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:09

A truly nasty peson and apartment

extremebro69 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 4:13

well dont be rude, gave the queen your router password.she needs to get on twitter

LovelyLadyFriend 9

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:33

Uhmmm...I think it's time to clean your apartment...

alexxss_fml 10

Sunday 11 September 2011 5:56

Vacumn might work.

wieli2888 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 8:23

The ants will die of cancer due to high radiation.

Letsgobarbie_fml 16

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:18

At least they had wifi! :)

juicyfruit222 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 9:57

Ewww clean ur house!!! Lol

Jxhn 4

Sunday 11 September 2011 12:08

I'm more than just an option, eh eh eh.

GoArmy6624 7

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:14

Kill the queen. They'll all die.

andre31 0

Sunday 11 September 2011 15:26

Ew, this really sucks.

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