Pissed

By wurtabang - 09/02/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
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summerloolooloo 0

So you would rather have his nasty peepee all over your pants then?

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zombzomb 0

what does him being chubby have anything to do with it?

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intensitive 11

Wouldn't that be a good thing to be wearing? You could wash and dry your skin in a few minutes. You can't do that with pants.

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CYNNER 0

Peeing violently. wow. you act as if he was trying to do an imitation of star wars with it.

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brutal_banger 10

change your picture the way you look and comment makes you seem like a biiiiitch. or be nicer

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junying 0

think about it this way, at least you could have washed it away. if you were wearing long pants, it'd have stuck on you for the whole day.

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Zakafein 0

ah dude, u should have kicked his ass and put in face down the toilet

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Peroxide 3

If i were a dog and you were a flower, I'd lift my leg up and give you a shower.

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