Intimacy: Oh, so cute

Oh, so cute

By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 04:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the store to buy oranges and pick up a pack of condoms. When we were at the checkout counter, my boyfriend happily told the cashier, "The only way we can have sex is if we squeeze oranges all over our bodies." FML

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Wednesday 10 April 2013 12:17

At least he has a great sense of humour!

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Comments

farhad_71414 2

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:50

I don't get it

botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 10 April 2013 15:50

If you got pink-eye from oranges, you've been eating some pretty ****** up oranges.

reflexion213 11

Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:26

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Omniprism 14

Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:46

This is not an FML. Sounds like your boyfriend has a great sense of humor which is hard to come by.

pedinhuh 23

Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:57

Atleast she will get the D.....Vitamin

cowsaysmooo 16

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:01

this isn't an fml really.. if it was me, I would be laughing my ass off.

MisterEx 28

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:06

Good thing he didn't say "I am not thick enough for her"

TheCutestLizard 28

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:57

Hilarious! =D

egrudy 9

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:50

Mmmmmhhmm citrus

sammiixoxo 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:58

Mmm..sounds fun.

ZombieSazza 34

Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:01

I wanna feel bad for you, but that's just too funny!

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