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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 13:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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By Jordan - 08/04/2012 10:37 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML

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velvel 7

Monday 27 June 2011 19:01

well, you definitely don't want babies with that one.

knights95 9

Monday 27 June 2011 19:00

Fail

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Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 3 February 2012 6:56

YDI for not noticing your pills missing!

simonelli 9

Monday 26 March 2012 4:50

Yup!...he's a keeper, that one.

pippacrawford 4

Saturday 14 April 2012 6:07

Lol, your BF may be dim, but at least he cares? Better than the guy who confessed his GFs baby might not be hers cuz he cheated on her :P

zombiebombatron 6

Sunday 15 April 2012 3:41

Don't take his Viagra as revenge!

atishe24 9

Thursday 19 April 2012 9:04

Oh how considerate! :

newburton13 26

Saturday 21 April 2012 23:51

Get someone more intelligent.

YoSoyNicole_ 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 17:38

Uhh...That's...Strange..

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 22 May 2012 20:20

Someone's going to have deformed sperm.

jello4672 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:14

Wtf she sounds like a crazy person

limegreenpoopie 31

Friday 20 July 2012 2:02

Please don't marry him.

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